"An Ode to Zirconia"

A new trend is catching on in the mouth, soon to be known both north and south. Not metal, certainly not steel, zirconia’s the choice – the ideal deal! Gentle on tissue, strong and neat, zirconia makes the jawbone complete. Biocompatible, allergy-free, the whole body benefits, you'll see.

It doesn’t shine through gums at all, stays aesthetic – the finest call. Quickly placed, immediately prime, flexible and adaptable – saves you time! Titanium, offended, spoke in dismay, “I’ve been revered for ages, I say!” But a voice whispered soft and bright: “The future will be made of white.”